|Yeah, that. I want that.|
|The toilet of the future!|
As the introductory montage of news flashes so thoroughly explains, the invention of these "surrogates" (hey, that's the movie title!) have amazingly eradicated all issues related to crime, poverty, and racial prejudice. In this perfect society, everyone can conform to unrealistic social expectations! Are you an independent woman with unsightly imperfections? An African-American who isn't athletic? Or an obese person of no productive value to society? In a world of surrogates, these horrifying inadequacies are no longer relevant.
|In real life, she has unsightly bed sores...and he's kind of old! Disgusting...|
|"The only real crime here is this dead guy's frosted tips...Yucky!!!"|
Lots of stuff happens in the middle. People jumping on cars and shit. Oh, and the cult leader turns out to be a robot. In the end, as with most great action films, the real villain turns out to be the most dangerous psychopath of all...the academic in a wheelchair!
|You miserable monster...|
My final verdict: Two Exploding Craniums out of Five.