Moosetober

I am currently soliciting donations for the "Get Michael a Taxidermy Moose Head Foundation." The particular moose head being sought by the organization can be found here. Please send all charitable givings to my home address. I also accept Paypal. With your help, we can all take one giant step towards a better and brighter future. A future populated with massive monuments of mooserific majesty. Do the right thing. Love can change the world. And so on.